TEN Best Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk what to say ?

TEN Best Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk :


10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”


9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”


8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the tippex. You probably got here just in time.”


7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”


6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”


5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”


4. “Blast! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”


3. “The coffee machine is broken.”


2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”


1. “…..in Jesus’ name. Amen.”


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